Wind Fish

The Wind Fish is a giant whale with tiny wings and a rug on his head. Waking him up is the ultimate objective of Link's Awakening, so that Marty can be freed from Marin's dream. When Marty plays the Ballad of the Wind Fish, he awakens and ends the dream by blowing water out of his blowhole, sending Marty flying through the air.

Who wrote this crap?